There is a woman named Emily. Emily doesn’t know what her email address is and occasionally she signs herself up for things with my email address. Today she decided it was time for me to join Mobile Facebook. However, that pales in comparison to the other person I’ve been confused with today.
Today is Darleen’s (probably) 31st birthday. How do I know that? Because my yard was flamingo’d in honor of the occasion. I called Flamingo Underground this morning to report the misfire but all I got was an answering machine and they haven’t called me back yet. I suppose if I were vindictive I would have just thrown all the flamingos away since it’s trash day but the website claims they’ll be collected tomorrow so I’ll just live with it for the time being.
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