You know how it’s kind of uncomfortable to type with a watch on? Well it’s harder to type with a little dog on your wrist. I’m dogsitting today and the little one has to be on your lap because a) he’s needy b) he will be picked at by the larger one until a fight erupts otherwise and c) being on your lap antagonizes the other dog. And when he is on your lap, he has to rest his head on your arm unless he has your full attention. It’s almost adorable. Almost.
Also, the bigger dog is the way I envision children which is to say, if you are not actively paying attention it goes off and tries to eat something. Anything really. Leathery, bird pecked, dried out husk of tomato? Check. Strand of carpet that appears to be sticking up higher than the rest? Check. Other dog (having foolishly ventured off-lap)? Check.
The ice maker in the fridge is the devil come to take us all to hell. We’re all up in arms about it. We barked and ran around and now we’re fighting with each other stopping only to give the kitchen a good intimidating when the ice maker makes more noise. And now the timer on the microwave has beeped. Oh lord. It is truly the end times. Why has our mommy forsaken us?
Earlier today someone’s little darling boy pulled the fire alarm while I was having a nice cup of coffee after lunch so I basically didn’t get much done there. I had to install Windows 7 in Parallels on my work computer to get some database stuff done and Windows keeps updating itself and restarting. Which is fine, except for the part where I said do it later and then it decided now was later and killed my PL/SQL Dev. session. It looks like stuff was saved but seriously wtf?
The bigger dog is now running back and forth and in circles. I take this to be a good sign. Gonna be nice and tired tonight. The smaller dog is making sure that everything on the porch has been carefully smelled. Despite all the complaining it’s been a pretty relaxing day. Just bumming around the house, watching a little bit of internet starcraft video, watching the dogs and so on. If I can actually get a little work done tonight I think everything will be ok.
I also have a picture of the bigger dog trapped under the couch. I’ll see what I can do about internettting that.



